If only sarcasm was an Olympic event....
.....Then I'd totally have a chance at getting up on a podium. Same goes for klutzery, spending money, and running my car into random objects. But the one skill I possess that is truly gold medal worthy? That I am talented at above all others, even sarcasm? No, it's not being a sexy biotch, but I understand why you would think that. It is the art form of the double entendre. I am an expert, a world class athlete in the risque second meaning part. Call me a pervert, a hussy, a genius, but I can turn any innocent comment into something dir-tay. This is why I'm so fun at parties, ha. For example? My poor, unwitting husband decided the shower needed caulking. I mean, really. How could he possibly assume this would end well?
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